Patte Rosebank - The "e" Is Silent

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Here are just a few of the things I've written.  Please don't perform or record them without my express written permission.
 
But when people do contact me to ask about using any of my material, I'm most helpful!
 
So if you'd like to perform any of my material (or commission some new stuff from me) just fill in the form!
 

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Songs:

The Last Night 'Til It's Due

The Turnip Song

 
 
Sketches:

Chekhov's Lost Playlet

Citrus 2, by A. Samuel Beckett (not to be confused with THE Samuel Beckett)

 
 
Stories and Poems:

Blue Fuzzy Slippers From Hell

The Perils of Selling Encyclopedias (written at a time when people didn't generally have cellphones)

Youth in Europe, by Sophia Wormwood-Scrubbs-Dunngg-Beadle

Biography of Sophia Wormwood-Scrubbs-Dunngg-Beadle

Ode to the Late Mrs. J.L. Schekelank von Schenck of Soesterburg, Holland